MTV Movie Awards – Gollum Speech

Memoirs of a Geisha and Angels & Demons

I had he books sa National Book Store sa Robinsons Ermita, the day my mother gave a Christmas party sa Max’s Restaurant, na tapat ng Baywalk.

What Tarot Card are You?

You are The Magician

Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.

Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.

The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man – either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Happy Feet

Ok lang sa akin ang Happy Feet.

Kada napapanood ng nanay ko yung mga trailers ng Happy Feet, natutuwa daw siya.

Mga around early December 2006 ko na napanood with my older brother, my mother and my father. |:->

Blood Diamond

Di ko masyado naintindihn ung istorya dahil, hindi ko naman naumpisahan.

OK naman siya, may halong konting comedy, as in konting comedy.

Siguro, inemphasis nila yung pagkakaroon ng child soldiers, at pagmamahal ng isang ama sa anak, at conflict sa pagahanap ng mga dyamente sa Africa.

Djimon Hounsou and Jennifer Connelly deserve a nomination and/or an Oscar for them sa Best Supporting Actor and Best Supporting Actress for the upcoming 79th Annual Academy Awards.

In the name of the Father.

Siya yung paring nag-kasal sa tito ko noong isang araw.

 

Blood Diamond

From Internet Movie Database, this is a short summary of Blood Diamond:

A farmer, a smuggler, and a syndicate of businessmen match wits over the possession of a priceless diamond.

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Late na kami pumasok sa Cinema 8 ng Gateway Mall, na kung saan, doon ang showing ng nasabing pelikula.

There are some scenes, language/s, themes, visuals, etc., are not suitable for children.

Danny Archer is Leonardo DiCaprio (Titanic, Best Lead Actor Oscar nominee for Gangs of New York, The Aviator);
Solomon Vandy is Djimon Hounsou (Amistad, Constantine, The Island, Eragon, Best Supporting Actor for In America);
Maddy Bowen is Jennifer Connelly (Best Supporting Actress Oscar winner for A Beautiful Mind, Hulk, Dark Water);
Colonel Coetzee is Arnold Vosloo (The Mummy, The Mummy Returns)

Two previews on the second part of Lost.

64th Golden Globe Awards

List of Golden Globe Award winners – Yahoo! News

Nominations and Winners

64th Golden Globe Awards

`Babel,’ `Dreamgirls’ win top Globes

The 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards – Yahoo! TV

The 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards – Yahoo! TV

Joke Time: Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion

From Dyoks.com:

The finalists:

Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan

QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA: Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.

(Applause! Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN: Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.

(Applause! Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors and heroes.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance and because it is buried alive.

(Applause! Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. IRAN: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves
QUESTION: And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door.

(Applause! Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA: Because it works day and night.

(Applause! Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MISS JAPAN: It’s like an actor in a stage play….because it bows down after every performance.

(Applause! Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh well, op cors, hi hi hi hi. I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis.
QUESTION: Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry. Its ano, ahh kuwan, it means GOSSIP in our language.
QUESTION: Hmm, interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
MS.PHILIPPINES: Ayy dyahe!!!! Hi hi hi hi hi hi. Kasi, I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth.

(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Joke Time: Palakihan

From Dyoks.com:

May paligsahan ng palakihan ng puki sa Astrodome, tatlo ang sumali dito, isang Haponesa, isang Amerikana at isang Pilipina.

Ang unang nagpasiklab ay ang Haponesa, pinatayo ang mga tao at kinuha lahat ang upuan at ipinasok sa kanyang puki, pumalakpak lahat ang mga tao.

At sumunod naman ang Amerikana, lahat ng tao sa Astrodome ay ipinasok sa kanyang puki at inilabas ang mga ito, napasigaw at pumalakpak ang mga tao sa laki ng puki ng Amerikana.

At ang huli ay Pilipina, lumabas ito sa Astrodome at ang sabi ng mga tao ay talo na ang Pilipina, ngunit pagkalipas ng isang minuto, ang Astrodome ay biglang dumilim, nagtaka ang mga tao, hindi nila namalayan na nasa loob na pala ng puki nya ang Astrodome.

Joke time: Dangerous to your health

From Dyoks.com;

GOVERNMENT WARNING:

Eating female’s organ is dangerous to your health because its 5% urine, 3% acidic, 2% fat & 90% addictive. Hehehe. Eat moderately.

Joke Time: Romantic Acronyms

From Dyoks.com.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A.
Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E.
Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A.
Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A.
Between Us, Remember Me Always.

I.N.D.I.A.
I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A.
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A.
Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K.O.R.E.A.
Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T.
Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!

R.U.S.S.I.A.
Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.

M.A.N.I.L.A.
May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

B.A.L.I.W.A.G.
Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.

M.A.L.A.B.O.N.
May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.

I.M.U.S.
I Miss U, Sweetheart.

P.A.S.I.G.
Please Always Say I’m Gorgeous.

C.E.B.U.
Change Everything… But Us.

P.E.R.U.
Porget Everyone… Remember Us.

P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E.
Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy.

T.O.N.D.O.
Tonight’s Our Night, Dearest One.

P.A.S.A.Y.
Pretty And Sexy Are You.

Y.E.M.E.N.
‘Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.

M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O.
Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only.

J.A.P.A.N
Jump And Play All Night

P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S.
Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic
Stimulation!

Decors, Design and Lights.

Itong dalawang ilaw ay ay puwesto namin sa isang restaurant sa Baywalk, Manila, last Friday lang.

Itong dalawang ilaw ay sa kasunod na puwesto.

Christmas lights ng Quiapo, Church, noong pauwi na kami.

These two shots, ay pawang kuha ko, na papuntang Robinsons Ermita kami.