59th Primetime Emmy Awards

59th Primetime Emmy Awards

From Wikipedia.

Metro Job Fair in Megamall

August 3, 2007 – August 5, 2007

Hall 1

Source:
Megatrade Hall Website

Joke Time: Court Jokes/Disorder in Court

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
forgot?
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh….
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallows

I read the book for just three/3 days.

I bought the book last Monday, July 23, 2007, sa National Book Store, in TriNoma.

I read the book from Chapters 1/One to 10/Ten.

The following day, Chapters 11 – 20.

The next day, Chapters 21 to Epilogue.

Yes, there is an epilogue in the book.

In National Book Store, and in Fully Booke, the price of the book is 1, 305.00 Php.

In Powerbooks, the price of the book is 1,450.00 Php.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (film)

OK lang yung movie.

3 out of 5 stars.

Job fair in Glorietta

There will be a job fair in Glorietta, this August 13 – 14, 2007, that’s Monday ad Tuesday.

Langya talaga yun.

Langya talaga yung ta**y ko, siya na nga itong nakikisuyo sa akin sa paggamit ng Itnernet, siya pa itong may ganang magalit.

Walang kuwentang:

a*a;
ta**y;
*at**r;
*ad**

Buwisit na cable.

OK na yung panonood ko ng Desperate Housewives, biglang nawalan ng cabe.

Hindi ko alam kung paano nawalan ng cable, basta, nawalan ng cable, tapos, hindi ko alam kung anong oras nagkaroon ng cable.

Ticket po ko ito.

Ticket ko nung umattend ako ng Jobs@D’Mall 3 sa TrinNoma, using my Nokia 3230:

Jobs@D’Mall 3

Napaka haba ng pila, at napaka daming umattend sa Jobs@D’Mall 3.

Mindanao and North Avenues

Mindanao and North Avenues

Busiwit Na Clerk

Buwisit na tauhan ng PLDT, nawalan kami ng ilang araw, ng Internet at dial, dahil, daw ay mali daw yung pagkaayos.

Kasi nag-report yung 2nd brother ko, tungkol sa Internet.

Grass and Flowers

Flip flops

Ulap Shots 1 & 2

Ulap Shots 1

Ulap Shots 2