Joke Time: Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion

15 01 2007

From Dyoks.com:

The finalists:

Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan

QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA: Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.

(Applause! Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN: Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.

(Applause! Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors and heroes.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance and because it is buried alive.

(Applause! Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. IRAN: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves
QUESTION: And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door.

(Applause! Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA: Because it works day and night.

(Applause! Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MISS JAPAN: It’s like an actor in a stage play….because it bows down after every performance.

(Applause! Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh well, op cors, hi hi hi hi. I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis.
QUESTION: Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry. Its ano, ahh kuwan, it means GOSSIP in our language.
QUESTION: Hmm, interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
MS.PHILIPPINES: Ayy dyahe!!!! Hi hi hi hi hi hi. Kasi, I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth.

(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


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